Seen a few of these on my recent travels. Still not sure what they are, but I think people use them to leave The Matrix.
Tuesday 12 November 2013
Day | \ - / |
Seen a few of these on my recent travels. Still not sure what they are, but I think people use them to leave The Matrix.
Sunday 10 November 2013
Day err.... something.
Out saving the world and haven't had time to fix the glitch on my blog right now. More exciting updates coming soon... Meanwhile, please check my Facebook and Tweeterator for some exciting updates! Will be back shortly either with some incredibly exciting news or mediocre ones about mundane activities like... uhh... doing the laundry. But it'll still be exciting! And intriguing! Like... where did my sock go?
So watch this space ----> [ ]
Or maybe this one -----> [ ]
Still not sure which. Maybe both... Tell me if anything appears.
(Seriously though, where did my sock go?)
So watch this space ----> [ ]
Or maybe this one -----> [ ]
Still not sure which. Maybe both... Tell me if anything appears.
(Seriously though, where did my sock go?)
Thursday 12 September 2013
Monday 1 July 2013
Friday 14 June 2013
Day 59
Just watched 'Man of Steel'. If he were truly a Man of Steel, he'd look like Iron Man.
He should really be called 'Man of Meat', because on this planet...
I therefore give 'Man of Steel' two meat loaves.
He should really be called 'Man of Meat', because on this planet...
I therefore give 'Man of Steel' two meat loaves.
Tuesday 11 June 2013
Friday 31 May 2013
Day 6
Just watched the 2D life story of your President. It was called Lincoln.
Unfortunately they missed out the entire section where he
hunted vampires. Major disappointment.
I give it only two starfish.
The second one is for his beard which stole the show. Can't believe it won so many anal probes though.
I give it only two starfish.
The second one is for his beard which stole the show. Can't believe it won so many anal probes though.
Thursday 30 May 2013
Day 5
Why is 'Who' pronounced 'Huu' and not 'Wuh-hoh' which is closer to its spelling? Also, do the words 'Diary' and 'Diarrhea' have anything in common? What about 'Verbal Diarrhea'? Your universal language of American makes no sense to me.
Wednesday 29 May 2013
Tuesday 28 May 2013
Day 3
Monday 27 May 2013
Day 2.2
Day 2.1
Just learned about your Toilet Paper thing. Intriguing. Back in my universe, we have a machine that... well... it's too complicated to explain here.
Sunday 26 May 2013
Day 1.3
Day 1.2
My returning their hospitality lead them to die of a fast-acting lead poisoning. Not what I meant to happen on my first visit.
Fortunately - through sheer dumb luck - it turns out they were terrorists. General Lassinsky was very impressed by my skills and wishes to recruit me for some reason.
Fortunately - through sheer dumb luck - it turns out they were terrorists. General Lassinsky was very impressed by my skills and wishes to recruit me for some reason.
Day 1.1
The locals welcomed me with open arms. Thankfully I'm
bulletproof, although I still had to take cover.
Saturday 25 May 2013
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