Just watched the 2D life story of your President. It was called Lincoln.
Unfortunately they missed out the entire section where he
hunted vampires. Major disappointment.
I give it only two starfish.
The second one is for his beard which stole the show. Can't believe it won so many anal probes though.
Friday 31 May 2013
Thursday 30 May 2013
Day 5
Why is 'Who' pronounced 'Huu' and not 'Wuh-hoh' which is closer to its spelling? Also, do the words 'Diary' and 'Diarrhea' have anything in common? What about 'Verbal Diarrhea'? Your universal language of American makes no sense to me.
Wednesday 29 May 2013
Tuesday 28 May 2013
Day 3
Monday 27 May 2013
Day 2.2
Day 2.1
Just learned about your Toilet Paper thing. Intriguing. Back in my universe, we have a machine that... well... it's too complicated to explain here.
Sunday 26 May 2013
Day 1.3
Day 1.2
My returning their hospitality lead them to die of a fast-acting lead poisoning. Not what I meant to happen on my first visit.
Fortunately - through sheer dumb luck - it turns out they were terrorists. General Lassinsky was very impressed by my skills and wishes to recruit me for some reason.
Fortunately - through sheer dumb luck - it turns out they were terrorists. General Lassinsky was very impressed by my skills and wishes to recruit me for some reason.
Day 1.1
The locals welcomed me with open arms. Thankfully I'm
bulletproof, although I still had to take cover.
Saturday 25 May 2013
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